The Master: My dear Doctor, I'm here to assist aliens who want to invade the Earth. I'm not here because I heard you were stuck alone on a primitive planet full of apes and wanted to visit you or anything. btw, I brought flowers. But let's be cool about it.
The Master: And I stole some files from the Time Lords. But obviously I only did that for an ancient weapon I read about once. Not because I wanted to see you again or anything. Or because I thought you might enjoy some time-travelling or seeing a new planet or anything after all this time.
The Master: Hope you didn't mind falling from that radio-tower. I didn't kill you while you were regenerating, because obviously I have a much smarter plan to kill you once and for all. Not because you're new regeneration looks really pretty or anything...
The Master: So yeah, I did build you this city so that you can recuperate from your regeneration, but I should tell you that I sort of abducted your best friend and hang him from my ceiling. I'm not jealous. Kill you later...
The Master: Don't mind me, I'm not here to see you again. It's all about...uuhmm..stopping the Magna Carta. See, I got red hair and a French accent and a shapeshifting robot and everything!
The Master: Sorry, not sorry for pulling your Tardis off course. I didn't want you to miss the official school reunion. See - the Rani is here too! That's how official this is!
The Master: Okay, I sort of saved you from being executed by the Time Lords, but look at all the killing and betraying I did. So...still enemies, right?
The Master: Oh, you're new regeneration is young and adorable? Look at how young and adorable I can be.
The Master: Maybe I should tell you that I'm going to take over the human race, conquer the universe and create a new Gallifrey. You remember Gallifrey? That planet I didn't care about, almost destroyed myself, but you kinda miss? Yeah. That one. But that has nothing to do with you,
The Master: And I'm also going to shrink you and put you in a cage instead of killing you. For reasons, you know?
The Master: I heard you like humans - so all humans are me now.
The Master: Look at that bondage-chair. Just like in old times isn't it?
The Master: I'm so evil.
The Master: xoxo, your arch-enemy.
The Master: PS: No mixed feelings right?

hbbits:

So… what’s new? Yeah. Not much by me either.

mostlyculture:

jem-ni:

"racism doesn’t exist in 2014 tho"

"black women are not shitted on, this isn’t the 1800’s"

"why do black people always play the ‘race card’, it’s a dead argument"

"black people in alaska??"

shinyblackgreninja:

playbunny:

if Nepeta didn’t cry after seeing her best friend get killed in front of her then she certainly wouldn’t cry after getting rejected by a boy. 

As opposed to Karkat who will cry if he remembers it’s been 10 minutes since the last time he cried.

floozys:

what stopping girl hate is about:

ending internalised misogyny and the prioritisation of men over each other

what stopping girl hate is not about:

expecting women of colour, disabled women and LGBTQA+ women to excuse racism, ableism, homophobia and transmisogyny simply because it’s coming from other women

queenconsuelabananahammock:

angfdz:

me: *has an opinion*

me: *realizes that my opinion is a result of my limited world view*

me: *stays in my lane*

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THIS POST IS SO IMPORTANT

playbunny:

prayer circle for people in the homestuck fandom whose favorite characters are dead and not important in current canon and no one cares about them anymore as much as you do 

yukamitsu:

don’t only support asexuality while ignoring those on the aromantic spectrum

noelfrost:

prinnyemperor:

in brightest day in blackest night something something green lantern

False, it’s actually:

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lightningswaifu:

pastelletty:

in all of my photos i look afraid probably or mildly annoyed and its probably to do with the government //also my face is looking really fucking weird and gross!!//

you always look cute dont you mean ayyy

thewaywardqueen:

heavenlywarm:

radikari:

what haircuts tell you about sexuality:

  • straight girls all have long hair
  • lesbians always have short hair
  • bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
  • asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
  • pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th

No no no no, just no. OMG enough with the stereotypes, I’m 100% lesbian with a damn long hair. Stop it.

Did you even read it till the end?

Hetalia update

sniperhasthebooty:

I see lots of hetalia fans go like “WELCOME BACK HETALIA FANDOM”

YOU FOOL YOUR SHIT IS WEAK 
SOME OF US NEVER LEFT 

NE NE MOTHERFUCKER

diarycrux:

diarycrux:

i thought i was in love but then he said he never read harry potter

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potatoflavouredicecream:

yakumocchi:

☆*・°☆ Dark/Tanned Skin Characters ☆*・°☆

bless this post

biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL